Jean Claude Trichet as Jack Nicholson

A Financial Times blog has a funny spoof of European Central Bank president Jean Claude Trichet’s Q&A session like Jack Nicholson’s final rant in the movie  A Few Good Men. The generally cool Mr. Trichet raised his voice a little bit when a reporter asked him if Germany should abandon the Euro and move back to the Deutsche Mark. Here is the spoof, you should have seen the movie to understand it, I found it very funny.

Reporter: What is your answer to German people and economists who want the return of the DM?
Trichet: You want answers?
Reporter: I think the Germans are entitled.
Trichet: You want answers? (SHOUTING)
Reporter: Germans want the truth! (SHOUTING)
Trichet:*You can’t handle the truth!*  (SHOUTING)

Trichet: Son, we live in a world that has prices, and those prices have to be guarded by men with bonds. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Sylvia Wadhwa? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Lehman Brothers, and you curse Ben Bernanke. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Lehman’s collapse, while tragic, probably saved banks. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves banks. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that committee, you need me on that committee. We use words like rate, target, expectation. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a profitline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of price stability that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said congratulations and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a Greek bond, and suffer a haircut. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

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One Response to Jean Claude Trichet as Jack Nicholson

  1. Beau Chimene says:

    But, did Jean Claude Trichet actually order the “Code Red”, and order the German people to sqeeze the Greek economy? Damn right he did!

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